helloos
01-31-2007, 05:18 PM
(just some funny jokes I came across.
"Pheasant Huntin' Docs"
There is a GP, a Physician and a Surgeon going on a shooting holiday.
They look up at a flying bird.
GP :
"It looks like a pheasant and I think it's a pheasant, but I'm not sure."
Physician :
"By the wing span and the way it flaps its wings and its plumage, I'd say it is almost certain to be a pheasant. But I couldn't exclude it being a grouse."
The Surgeon shoots the bird and waits for it to flop to the ground.
Holding it up he says: "It was a pheasant!"
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What Your Doctor Really Means...
What the Doctor Really Means When He Says...
"This should be taken care of right away."
What he means: I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.
When he says:"Welllllll, what have we here..."
WHat he means:Since he hasn't the foggiest notion of what it is, the Doctor is hoping you will give him a clue.
When he says: "We'll see."
What he means: First I have to check my malpractice insurance.
When he says:"Let me check your medical history."
What he means:I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.
When he says:"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
What he means:I need the money, so I'm charging you for another office visit.
When he says:"We have some good news and some bad news."
What he means: The good news is he's going to buy that new BMW, and the bad news is you're going to pay for it.
When he says:"How are we today?"
What he means:I feel great. You, on the other hand, look like crap.
When he says:"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
What he means:I don't know what the heck it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.
When he says:"Everything seems to be normal."
What he means: I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.
When he says: "I'd like to run some more tests."
What he means: I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one
"Pheasant Huntin' Docs"
There is a GP, a Physician and a Surgeon going on a shooting holiday.
They look up at a flying bird.
GP :
"It looks like a pheasant and I think it's a pheasant, but I'm not sure."
Physician :
"By the wing span and the way it flaps its wings and its plumage, I'd say it is almost certain to be a pheasant. But I couldn't exclude it being a grouse."
The Surgeon shoots the bird and waits for it to flop to the ground.
Holding it up he says: "It was a pheasant!"
*************************************************
What Your Doctor Really Means...
What the Doctor Really Means When He Says...
"This should be taken care of right away."
What he means: I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.
When he says:"Welllllll, what have we here..."
WHat he means:Since he hasn't the foggiest notion of what it is, the Doctor is hoping you will give him a clue.
When he says: "We'll see."
What he means: First I have to check my malpractice insurance.
When he says:"Let me check your medical history."
What he means:I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.
When he says:"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
What he means:I need the money, so I'm charging you for another office visit.
When he says:"We have some good news and some bad news."
What he means: The good news is he's going to buy that new BMW, and the bad news is you're going to pay for it.
When he says:"How are we today?"
What he means:I feel great. You, on the other hand, look like crap.
When he says:"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
What he means:I don't know what the heck it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.
When he says:"Everything seems to be normal."
What he means: I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.
When he says: "I'd like to run some more tests."
What he means: I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one