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Raglet
07-08-2007, 12:21 PM
Subject: 1st graders finish the sentence

1. Don't change horses.......................... until they stop running.

2. Strike while the................................. bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before.................. Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of .... termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but . .. how ?

6. Don't bite the hand that .................... looks dirty.

7. No news is....................................... impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a ................... Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new ......... math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ....... stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust .............................. me.

12. The pen is mightier than the ............ pigs.

13 An idle mind is............................... the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's ............ pollution.

15. Happy the bride who........................ gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is .......................... not much.

17. Two's company, three's ................ the Musketeers

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ..... you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.... you have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as ............ Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not ..... spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed ........... get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you ... see in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind ......... get out of the way.

And the WINNER and last one:

25. Better late than........................... pregnant!

Zoi
07-08-2007, 12:47 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Hilarious Raglet!!!

Thanks!

Zoi

Katharine
07-08-2007, 12:59 PM
Great, definitely like the winner !
Katharine

acard
07-08-2007, 01:24 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :joke: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Thank You~Raglet

Pixie coll
07-08-2007, 01:43 PM
Now that's the laugh I have been needing. Many Thanks

florie
07-08-2007, 05:34 PM
I really enjoyed that! :lol:
Thanks for putting a smile on my face :)
Florie

macfamily53
07-08-2007, 06:59 PM
Oh my gosh raglet that is to funny really is.I was litterally :rotfl: .Thank you for giving me a laugh for sure it was needed today for sure.:rotfl: :rotfl: :)

Tammy:)

Jen79
07-08-2007, 07:54 PM
:lol: Thank you Raglet for the laugh lol too funny.:hehe:


JEN

keebler
07-08-2007, 10:08 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Thanks for the laughs Raglet.

#25 is my favorite:lol:

weedhopper
07-08-2007, 10:39 PM
Thanks for the giggles. :hehe:

georgee
07-09-2007, 12:51 AM
thanks raglet really enjoyed them thanks

peonyprincess
07-09-2007, 08:46 AM
Raglet,

I have seen these before and they always tickle me!

Nancy

Clare.T
07-09-2007, 08:58 AM
:rotfl:

Thanks Raglet !

Cheers
Clare

Lily
07-11-2007, 12:28 PM
:rotfl: :lol: too cute Raglet!

love
Lily