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Fun things to do

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Clare.T, Jan 19, 2008.

  1. Clare.T

    Clare.T Registered

    Whenever you are next bored, or feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

    At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

    Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

    Insist that your email address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' or 'elvis-the-king'.

    Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

    Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

    Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

    Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

    In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".

    Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."
    dont use any punctuation

    As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

    Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

    Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

    Sing along at the opera.

    Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

    Put mosquito netting around your cubicle at work. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

    Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

    Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

    When the money comes out of the cash machine, scream "I Won! I Won! Third time this week!"

    When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

    Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa.

    Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.

    When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.

    Send yourself a CandyGram.

    Have a tea party with your pets.

    Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

    Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.

    Write checks with Roman numerals.

    Write "Out to lunch" on your forehead.

    Leaf through a National Geographic and draw clothes on everybody.

    Drive to the store in reverse.

    Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

    Read the dictionary backwards and look for hidden messages.

    Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room.

    Stare at people through the points of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

    Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions.

    Write a short story using alphabet soup.

    Talk to your fish.

    Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias.

    Start conversations with the words, "Did you ever wonder why..."

    Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.

    Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face, "There's more to them than meets the eye."

    Read this.



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  2. wingspirit

    wingspirit Guest

    Thank you Clare

    I really enjoyed reading and it brought a smile to me :lol: :rotfl:

    always
    Lou
     
  3. Zoi

    Zoi Registered

    Hilarious!!!! Absolutely hilarious!!!! :lol: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    Thank you for posting it Clare!!! :bigsmile:

    Hope you're doing ok!

    Zoi
     
  4. Joandublin

    Joandublin Registered

    Excellent! :rotfl::rotfl:

    There are a few I am actually going to do! I swear! What brilliant fun you could have messing with peoples heads! :rotfl:

    Thanks for the laugh Clare!
    Joan:rose:
     
  5. Raglet

    Raglet Registered

    I LOVE the sitting in a car with a hairdryer one - I really might try that !

    thx for the laugh Clare

    raglet
     
  6. cath

    cath Registered

    :rotfl: :rotfl: Oh Clare,

    You should have a warning at the top of this - first thing to do: put on incontinence pad.:eek:

    X C X
     
  7. LoopyLoo

    LoopyLoo Registered

    My personal favorite - we have a local Zoo and I have a friend who would be soooo up for this

    Can you imagine :rotfl:
    This really made my day. Thanks Clare :foryou:

    Pam xxx
     
  8. mysharonna

    mysharonna Guest

    Clare,

    I am lauging out loud right now, my husband thinks I am nuts..but boy I needed that!

    There are so many good ones, hard to pick which one to torture someone with first :lol:

    Have a great day!
    Sharon
     
  9. :lol: :rotfl:

    Amazing enough to draw me out of my un-posting-ness! Thanks Clare!

    My favorite is probably
     
  10. Jen79

    Jen79 Guest

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Clare ,

    I needed that laugh my favorite one is send your doc a bill for how long you had to sit in the waiting room.
     
  11. goats

    goats Registered

    where you bored today Clare
    thanks for the laugh ,it put a smile on a dull face :rotfl:
     
  12. acard

    acard Registered

    :rotfl: Very Funny and it sure brightened my day.



    Hugs,
    Becca
     
  13. junestar

    junestar Registered

    This is so funny I enjoyd it so much. Might try some out

    thanks

    june
     
  14. karen.w.

    karen.w. Registered

    :rotfl: :lmao: Hilarious clare!!!

    I must admit my favourites were the cruel ones :hehe: I'm too nice to try them out though :wink2: :)

    thanks for posting clare & making us laugh!
    take care..karen x
     

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