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Funny Sentences.

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by keebler, Apr 1, 2008.

  1. keebler

    keebler Moderator

    I thought this would be fun to see the funny sentences that we come up with.

    Mine is..... I sang to my dog because Big Bird said to and he is my leader.:rotfl:

    Pick the month you were born:

    January---------I kicked
    February-------I loved
    March----------I karate chopped
    April-----------I licked
    May------------I jumped on
    June------------I smelled
    July------------I did the Macarena with
    August---------I had lunch with
    September-----I danced with
    October------- -I sang to
    November------I yelled at
    December------I ran over

    Pick the day (number) you were born on:

    1--------a birdbath
    2--------a monster
    3--------a phone
    4--------a fork
    5--------a snowman
    6------ --a gangster
    7--------my cell phone
    8--------my dog
    9--------my best friends' boyfriend
    10---- ---my neighbor
    11-------my science teacher
    12-------a banana
    13-------a fireman
    14-------a stuffed animal
    15-------a goat
    16-------a pickle
    17-------your mom
    18-------a spoon
    19-------a smurf
    20-------a baseball bat
    21-------a ninja
    22-------Chuck Norris
    23-------a noodle
    24-------a squirrel
    25---- ---a football player
    26-------my sister
    27-------my brother
    28-------an ipod
    29-------a surfer
    30-------a llama
    31-------A homeless guy

    Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

    White-- ------because I'm cool like that.
    Black---------because that's how I roll.
    Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
    Red----------because the voices told me to.
    Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
    Green---------because I think I need some serious
    Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
    Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my
    Yellow--------be cause someone offered me 1,000,000
    Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid
    Brown--------because I can.
    Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
    None----------because I can't control myself
  2. I yelled at my neighbor because I am a Ninja!

    hahaha Lynn too cute.

  3. macfamily53

    macfamily53 Registered

    I yelled at a baseball bat because im sexy :rotfl: and i do what i

    want :rotfl: :rotfl: .

    Oh my gosyh lyn this is to funny and fun to read also:rotfl:

    Thanks for the laughter as it is always needed right ;)

  4. Karly1964

    Karly1964 Guest

    :rotfl: Funny Thread!

    Mine is: I sang to a baseball bat because my family thinks I'm stupid.

    (you would know I would have an orange shirt on today:lol: )
  5. Sage Hen

    Sage Hen Registered

    I danced with a gangster, because I am sexy, and can do what I want.

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    Good one Lyn!

  6. ALWIN

    ALWIN Guest

    Well i seem to have licked Chuck Norris because i am sexy and do what i like???!!


    it's a malicious rumour.
  7. ALWIN

    ALWIN Guest

    I licked chuck norris becasue I'm sexy and i do what I want????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oooooer missis!
  8. Taree

    Taree Guest

    I did the Macarena (I will deny this in public) with a smurf (yay! love them) because Big Bird said to and he's my leader... Hmmmm... one sentence away from the loony bin!

    Hard luck Alwin... you sure you don't perhaps have a secret little crush on Chuckie? You know you can tell us... He he he!:hehe:

    Ta Lynn, am going to test this on the girls at class tonight!
  9. Katharine

    Katharine Registered

    I jumped on a homeles guy because I think I need some serious help!

    Wow, what a sentence - If I did, he must have kicked my dog or something like that - hahahaha

  10. Clare.T

    Clare.T Registered


    I don't like what I licked so I am going to change my birthday to 13th instead of 14th. My only stuffed animal is a funky gibbon and her baby and I don't like to think where she has been

    I licked a fireman because I am sexy and do what I want.

    Come to think of it, I wouldn't know where the fireman has been either but the chances of getting a response would be higher

    I always knew there was a good reason why blue is my favourite colour

  11. wifajax

    wifajax Registered

    I karate chopped a squirrel because the voices told me to.

    Hmm...that is unsettlingly possible. :lol: I have a black belt in taekwondo, a yard overrun with squirrels, and my kids swear I hear voices that tell me what they've been up to.

    Thanks for the laugh, Lyn!
  12. elisabethm

    elisabethm elisabethm

    Funny Sentence

    mine is i loved a snowman because i am sexy and i do what i want that is a great one where on earth do you think of these funny things what a laugh i have had :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: :hehe: elisabeth
  13. helloos

    helloos Registered

    I ran over an ipod because I can.

    (doesn't mean I will though, I like my ipod !)
  14. ALWIN

    ALWIN Guest

    Please, please, please will somebody tell me who Chuck Norris is?
  15. wifajax

    wifajax Registered

    Alwin -

    Chuck Norris is an American martial arts expert turned actor. He always plays tough guys and cops. He was in Walker, Texas Ranger on TV as well as some pretty bad movies. He can currently be seen here in the States doing TV ads for a home gym system.

    He's got to be close to 70, I would imagine.

  16. Katharine

    Katharine Registered

    I would not want to be kissing Chuck Norris - no way - URGHHHHH

    But that really made me laugh Alwin :rotfl:

    Here is a link to his official website though I think the phots show him younger than he is now. He was norn in 1940!

    Have fun imagining that now Alwin
  17. ALWIN

    ALWIN Guest

    I did not 'kiss' ... I 'licked', I'll have you know.

    I'm really depressed now.

    Sounds great - 'norn in 1940!' and looks 'close to 70'.

    Just my luck.

    Going to go and lie down in a sulk in front of the TV.

    I daren't go to the web site just yet. Need to recover my dignity.
  18. granny weatherwax

    granny weatherwax Registered

    Ok here we go

    I had lunch with a squirrel because I'm cool like that...

    This is great!
  19. LoopyLoo

    LoopyLoo Registered

    Oh My! I also had lunch with a Squirrel coz I'm cool like that!

    Granny - is your Birthday the 24th August and you were wearing a white top? Spooky :eek:

    Great thread :rotfl:

    Alwin - Hope you've recovered your dignity from where you left it. :hehe:
  20. Joandublin

    Joandublin Registered

    I smelled a baseball cap because I think I need some serious help...

    Im kind of disappointed. I would have preferred to karate chop my neighbour because the voices told me to.... Ho hum...we cant always get what we want!:hehe:


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