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and I promise no offence meant to Americans for the first part :)

Only
in America
.........do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of
the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

Only
in America
.........do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a
diet coke.

Only
in America .......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.

Only in
America
.......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the
garage.

Only in
America........do
we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight.

Only
in America ........do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.



EVER
WONDER .....

Why
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
Our
skin?

Why women
can't put on mascara with their mouth
closed?

Why don't
you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins
Lottery'?

Why
is 'abbreviated' such a long
word?

Why
is it that doctors call what they do
'practice'?

Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?

Why is
the man who invests all your money called a
broker?

Why is
the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?

Why isn't
there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do
they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know
that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?!

Why don't
sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are
they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?

If con is
the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?

If flying
is so safe,
why
do they call the airport the terminal?
 

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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

This is such a giggle Katherine.. thanks

Claire
 

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I NEEDED THIS LAUGH KATHARINE.

This is wonderful and oh so true.

Now I am going to sleep with a smile on my face.

Enjoy your weekend my friend.;)
 

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hee hee hee hee :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Thank you!
Rachel
 
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