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Funny Sentences.

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I thought this would be fun to see the funny sentences that we come up with.

Mine is..... I sang to my dog because Big Bird said to and he is my leader.:rotfl:

Pick the month you were born:

January---------I kicked
February-------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April-----------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June------------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena with
August---------I had lunch with
September-----I danced with
October------- -I sang to
November------I yelled at
December------I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a snowman
6------ --a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends' boyfriend
10---- ---my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25---- ---a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White-- ------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious
help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my
leader.
Yellow--------be cause someone offered me 1,000,000
dollars.
Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid
anyway.
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself
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I yelled at my neighbor because I am a Ninja!

hahaha Lynn too cute.



Nancy
I yelled at a baseball bat because im sexy :rotfl: and i do what i

want :rotfl: :rotfl: .

Oh my gosyh lyn this is to funny and fun to read also:rotfl:



Thanks for the laughter as it is always needed right ;)

Tammy
:rotfl: Funny Thread!

Mine is: I sang to a baseball bat because my family thinks I'm stupid.

Karly
(you would know I would have an orange shirt on today:lol: )
I danced with a gangster, because I am sexy, and can do what I want.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


Good one Lyn!

Sandy
Well i seem to have licked Chuck Norris because i am sexy and do what i like???!!

:embarassed:

it's a malicious rumour.
I licked chuck norris becasue I'm sexy and i do what I want????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooooer missis!
I did the Macarena (I will deny this in public) with a smurf (yay! love them) because Big Bird said to and he's my leader... Hmmmm... one sentence away from the loony bin!

Hard luck Alwin... you sure you don't perhaps have a secret little crush on Chuckie? You know you can tell us... He he he!:hehe:

Ta Lynn, am going to test this on the girls at class tonight!
I jumped on a homeles guy because I think I need some serious help!

Wow, what a sentence - If I did, he must have kicked my dog or something like that - hahahaha

Katharine
:lol:

I don't like what I licked so I am going to change my birthday to 13th instead of 14th. My only stuffed animal is a funky gibbon and her baby and I don't like to think where she has been

I licked a fireman because I am sexy and do what I want.

Come to think of it, I wouldn't know where the fireman has been either but the chances of getting a response would be higher

I always knew there was a good reason why blue is my favourite colour

Clare
I karate chopped a squirrel because the voices told me to.

Hmm...that is unsettlingly possible. :lol: I have a black belt in taekwondo, a yard overrun with squirrels, and my kids swear I hear voices that tell me what they've been up to.

Thanks for the laugh, Lyn!
Funny Sentence

mine is i loved a snowman because i am sexy and i do what i want that is a great one where on earth do you think of these funny things what a laugh i have had :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: :hehe: elisabeth
I ran over an ipod because I can.

(doesn't mean I will though, I like my ipod !)
Please, please, please will somebody tell me who Chuck Norris is?
Alwin -

Chuck Norris is an American martial arts expert turned actor. He always plays tough guys and cops. He was in Walker, Texas Ranger on TV as well as some pretty bad movies. He can currently be seen here in the States doing TV ads for a home gym system.

He's got to be close to 70, I would imagine.

Terri
I would not want to be kissing Chuck Norris - no way - URGHHHHH

But that really made me laugh Alwin :rotfl:

Here is a link to his official website though I think the phots show him younger than he is now. He was norn in 1940!

http://www.chucknorris.com/

Have fun imagining that now Alwin
Katharine
I did not 'kiss' ... I 'licked', I'll have you know.

I'm really depressed now.

Sounds great - 'norn in 1940!' and looks 'close to 70'.

Just my luck.

Going to go and lie down in a sulk in front of the TV.

I daren't go to the web site just yet. Need to recover my dignity.
Ok here we go

I had lunch with a squirrel because I'm cool like that...

This is great!
Oh My! I also had lunch with a Squirrel coz I'm cool like that!

Granny - is your Birthday the 24th August and you were wearing a white top? Spooky :eek:

Great thread :rotfl:

Alwin - Hope you've recovered your dignity from where you left it. :hehe:
I smelled a baseball cap because I think I need some serious help...

Im kind of disappointed. I would have preferred to karate chop my neighbour because the voices told me to.... Ho hum...we cant always get what we want!:hehe:

Cheers
Joan:rose:
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