[ALWIN]

Well i seem to have licked Chuck Norris because i am sexy and do what i like???!!

:embarassed:

it's a malicious rumour.

 

[ALWIN]

I licked chuck norris becasue I'm sexy and i do what I want????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooooer missis!

 

[ALWIN]

Please, please, please will somebody tell me who Chuck Norris is?

 

[ALWIN]

I did not 'kiss' ... I 'licked', I'll have you know.

I'm really depressed now.

Sounds great - 'norn in 1940!' and looks 'close to 70'.

Just my luck.

Going to go and lie down in a sulk in front of the TV.

I daren't go to the web site just yet. Need to recover my dignity.

 

[ALWIN]

Even if you were PATHOLOGICALLY CONNED into licking a very old complete male stranger. .. who's not your type???? SOME FANTASY!

Of course changing a birthday is allowed . Has to be.

It's a sad old world when even your fantasies have to be rotten nightmares.

I want to kick a rubber squirrel cos she's a ninja or something similar.

I want to keep my tongue inside my head and stay away from very old men that i do not know.

This lupie wants to be a normal.

You policeman appears to have decapitated somebody by the way ...