Funny Sentences.

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keebler

Discussion Starter · Apr 1, 2008

I thought this would be fun to see the funny sentences that we come up with.

Mine is..... I sang to my dog because Big Bird said to and he is my leader.:rotfl:

Pick the month you were born:

January---------I kicked
February-------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April-----------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June------------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena with
August---------I had lunch with
September-----I danced with
October------- -I sang to
November------I yelled at
December------I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a snowman
6------ --a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends' boyfriend
10---- ---my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25---- ---a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White-- ------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious
help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my
leader.
Yellow--------be cause someone offered me 1,000,000
dollars.
Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid
anyway.
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself

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sam101360

· #26 · Apr 2, 2008

I sang to a fireman because the voices told me to.

Oh my, this is hysterical! But no matter what the voices said I would only sing to him if I wanted to scare him away....I sing just awful!

Stephanie

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