hahaha lovin' this!!
i jumped on a homeless guy because thats how i roll!! haha
xx
i jumped on a homeless guy because thats how i roll!! haha
xx
Funny Sentences.
I thought this would be fun to see the funny sentences that we come up with.
Mine is..... I sang to my dog because Big Bird said to and he is my leader.:rotfl:
Pick the month you were born:
January---------I kicked
February-------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April-----------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June------------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena with
August---------I had lunch with
September-----I danced with
October------- -I sang to
November------I yelled at
December------I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a snowman
6------ --a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends' boyfriend
10---- ---my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25---- ---a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White-- ------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious
help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my
leader.
Yellow--------be cause someone offered me 1,000,000
dollars.
Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid
anyway.
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself
Mine is..... I sang to my dog because Big Bird said to and he is my leader.:rotfl:
Pick the month you were born:
January---------I kicked
February-------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April-----------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June------------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena with
August---------I had lunch with
September-----I danced with
October------- -I sang to
November------I yelled at
December------I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a snowman
6------ --a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends' boyfriend
10---- ---my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25---- ---a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White-- ------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious
help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my
leader.
Yellow--------be cause someone offered me 1,000,000
dollars.
Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid
anyway.
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself
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Joan - Why don't you be like the Queen and have 2 birthdays. I always thought that was just being greedy but maybe there is something in that. :rotfl:
You smell all the baseball caps and karate chop your neighbours as you wish! I'm just annoyed that the voices aren't talking to me. :lol:
You smell all the baseball caps and karate chop your neighbours as you wish! I'm just annoyed that the voices aren't talking to me. :lol:
I ran over a fork because I'm sexy and do what I want.:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Now that is having a big head isn't it lol.
Jen
Now that is having a big head isn't it lol.
Jen
I smelled a baseball bat because I'm NOT crazy... Lol
I smelled my neighbor because thats how I roll :hehe:
and my friend who I just shared this with on IM, kicked a pickle because she's a ninja :lol:
and my friend who I just shared this with on IM, kicked a pickle because she's a ninja :lol:
I sang to a fireman because the voices told me to.
Oh my, this is hysterical! But no matter what the voices said I would only sing to him if I wanted to scare him away....I sing just awful!
Stephanie
Oh my, this is hysterical! But no matter what the voices said I would only sing to him if I wanted to scare him away....I sing just awful!
Stephanie
LOL, fireman, mine is not as funny as yours, i sang to my sister because im awesome! oh you know i think im going to change mine too well its gotta be something about licking a fireman i think, hehehee
haha i went back and got it, i licked a fireman because i cant control myself :wink2:
:lmao: :joke: hilarious thread lyn!!
"I did the macarena with a fireman because I can!!"
:lol: obviously he hasn't seen me dance!!!!..I'm sure I can think of better things to do with a hunky fireman
:hehe:
:love2: karen x
"I did the macarena with a fireman because I can!!"
:lol: obviously he hasn't seen me dance!!!!..I'm sure I can think of better things to do with a hunky fireman
:hehe: :love2: karen x
HAha, My sister's came out, I danced with a goat because the voices told me to. Karly:rotfl:
I yelled at a snowman because I am awesome.8)
It has been very hot here, but we have snow:lol: I want to lick a fireman or paramedic will do. Here I swear they must have are you HOT on the application:wink2: We are blessed with awesome firefighters
thanks lynn for the fun-I do love it!!!!!!
Becca
It has been very hot here, but we have snow:lol: I want to lick a fireman or paramedic will do. Here I swear they must have are you HOT on the application:wink2: We are blessed with awesome firefighters
thanks lynn for the fun-I do love it!!!!!!
Becca
Even if you were PATHOLOGICALLY CONNED into licking a very old complete male stranger. .. who's not your type???? SOME FANTASY!
Of course changing a birthday is allowed . Has to be.
It's a sad old world when even your fantasies have to be rotten nightmares.
I want to kick a rubber squirrel cos she's a ninja or something similar.
I want to keep my tongue inside my head and stay away from very old men that i do not know.
This lupie wants to be a normal.
You policeman appears to have decapitated somebody by the way ...
Of course changing a birthday is allowed . Has to be.
It's a sad old world when even your fantasies have to be rotten nightmares.
I want to kick a rubber squirrel cos she's a ninja or something similar.
I want to keep my tongue inside my head and stay away from very old men that i do not know.
This lupie wants to be a normal.
You policeman appears to have decapitated somebody by the way ...
I think they have HOT on the application too, LOL.
LoopyLOo whyy cant i change my birthday ??? I like my new birthday sooo much better than my old one… ahh firemen .. licking … sorry i will try to practice some self control here.
heehee
LoopyLOo whyy cant i change my birthday ??? I like my new birthday sooo much better than my old one… ahh firemen .. licking … sorry i will try to practice some self control here.
heehee
this is mine
I karate chopped my bestfriends boyfriend because i'm sexy and can do what i want.
wish it was something to do with a fireman
this lupie has never been normal:rotfl:
I karate chopped my bestfriends boyfriend because i'm sexy and can do what i want.
wish it was something to do with a fireman
this lupie has never been normal:rotfl:
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