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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
'How old was your husband?'
'98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me'
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
She responded , 'Hardly worth going home, is it?

Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

The nice thing about being senile is You can hide your own Easter eggs.

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind,
Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that
Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia ...
Have poor circulation;
Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 89 or 98.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
So I got my doctor's permission to
Join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But,
By the time I got my leotards on, The class was over.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
The eyesight to tell the difference.

Always Remember This:
You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stop laughing!!


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Stop posting about me

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I was posting about me Clare :rotfl:but hey if you want to help me feel not so alone in this ;)

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:hehe: Lily and Clare you're definately not alone.......that is me to a tee as well! :lol: We're all part of the same club :wink2:!
 

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:lol: :rotfl: :lol: Nice one Lily, just what i needed, :thanx:.

Hope you are keeping well, i look forward to catching up with you in chat at some point.

Take good care of yourself :hug: Jo :hug:
 

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FAAAAANTASTIC! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I actually enjoy getting older. I look at my daughter and her friends worrying about how they look, remember I looked like that once too ... and do you know what? That is enough to make me feel real good.

It is a wonderful world with some wonderful people in it.

Thank you for that Lily.
 
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