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Gonna be a bear

In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re a mamma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!


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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Thanks for the laugh Katharine:wink2: !!

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i loved it Katharine, lol

come to think about it yeah it sounds good to me.
 

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Really cute!

Thanks, for posting it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Brilliant - had lots of laughs :lol: !!

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Excellent Katherine.. I so can relate to this!! Should show this to my hubby he will probably laugh particularly about the waking up growling lol

Very good!

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:rotfl: :rotfl: Thanks katharine that's hilarious :hehe: :hehe:

sounds like an ideal life to me!!!

sending big BEAR hugs...karen x
 
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