Hiya Douglas
Just thought I would congratulate you on taking the wise decision to stay home thereby avoiding barfing on parishioners.
I have been a parishioner once or twice and I would not have appreciated it really.
I would have laughed if it landed on anybody else, of course, and felt very sorry for you, but the resulting split nose and tingy eyes from laughing would have been all your fault.
Hope you can work out which way up you are now. Vertigo is a terrible thing - especially when it is so bad it is making you nauseous. Hope you feel a lot better soon.
Take good care.

Just thought I would congratulate you on taking the wise decision to stay home thereby avoiding barfing on parishioners.
I have been a parishioner once or twice and I would not have appreciated it really.
I would have laughed if it landed on anybody else, of course, and felt very sorry for you, but the resulting split nose and tingy eyes from laughing would have been all your fault.
Hope you can work out which way up you are now. Vertigo is a terrible thing - especially when it is so bad it is making you nauseous. Hope you feel a lot better soon.
Take good care.