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THESE AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES ARE GREAT, they all seemed to work!



AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.


AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.


FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.


A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.


IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.


YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE..


IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.


Have a great day everyone!
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love them!!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
thanks for brightening my day
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my daughter overslept this morning (second time in a row) so........... off to buy a mouse trap:wink2::wink2::wink2::wink2:

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HI Keebler,

You are too funny. My favorites are the mouse trap on the alarm clock and the, if you can't fix it with a hammer then you have an electrical problem.

This made my day :D Thanks
 

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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


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Very funny love it!:rotfl:
 
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