[zay]

Heard this joke in a movie the other day. First, I have to warn you I'm terrible at telling jokes.
How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer - It depends on how much health insurance the bulb has!

 

[dollydaydream]

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?



Only 1.....but it's really got to want to change :lol:

 

[zay]

Love it. My ex-husband is seriously abusive. I got him into one of the best psychiatric programs in the USA. He walked out. The head of psychiatry there told me the best thing I could do was take our children and get as far away from him as possible because he was violent and they would have to take him completely apart and put him back together again.The success rates were not high. The biggest problem was to begin he had to want it.

 

[onetay]

zay,
That is funny I would of thought they would have had to run a battery of tests to find the problem with the old light bulb lol. It was still a great joke keep them coming as we can all us a laugh at least once a day.
Be well