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I have recently written about some pretty funky "Animals" that some of us might encounter outside of our safe homes of refuge...I'm wondreing if any of you have your own "Animal" stories to relate ??

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SLACK-JAWED YOKEL (Moonshinus Hermitis)

Nervous, Twitchy, creature, who is native to the backwoods of the Southern U.S.
Rarely seen except when transporting jugs of Whiskey on their back when scurrying across back-country highways, usually at night…..
 

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Here's another......................

ANGUSORUS (Cowpie Carriers)

Bovine-like creatures who can drive cars on back-country roads, leaning out of windows and yelling out to farmers standing in their fields, “Yackety-Yack, Yackety-Yack”.
 

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TOXIPHER noxious universalis

A throughly objectionable pseudo human found throughout the world in all environments. Unfortunately not an endangered species.

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Seen any of these...??

SOAPOPERAITES (Channelchangers)

This creature lives it’s entire lifespan in the Imaginary world…Their young are born only three months after conception, and within five years have grown to young adulthood, whereupon they embark on daily life-threatening escapades every ten minutes….They are very resilient, and can be shot, stabbed, run over a cliff, receive multiple organ transplants, even be murdered, and yet appear the following day to be just fine….They are very sociable with others of their kind, and it is not unusual for them to have over 50 serious relationships and 10-12 marriages during their lifespans…Some may disappear for months at time, only to reappear as their long-lost and previously unknown twin….Still others can change their appearance entirely without any of their fellow creatures noticing anything different…If they are not killed in a mysterious accident, all will live to be 90, whereupon they will be declared dead years after anyone has last seen them.
 

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Keep out of their way.........

DIVALICIOUS (VaVaVoom Hottiebabe)

Complementary Species to the Divachaser (q.v.), these creatures are overwhelmingly high-maintenance females who elicit wolf-whistles and double-take second looks as a result of their rare beauty….Can be overbearing and demanding in their desire to get their way, and can be extremely determined in the pursuit of their goals….This species can be very dangerous if trifled with…Distant relation to the Dramaqueen (q.v.).
 
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