The Lupus Forum banner

1 - 9 of 9 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
3,854 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that real helicopter , up high over the fairgrounds .'

Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'

To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
4,369 Posts
Good one Raglet, need the lift laughing gives!

Hope you are better today!

Take care,

Lesley
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
14,661 Posts
:rotfl: That is hysterical - thanks Raglet !:joke:

Love
Clare
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,173 Posts
Good one...:rotfl: :rotfl: I would like to remember this one.. If brain will allow it...:rotfl: :rotfl:

Love Penny
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,563 Posts


Oh my goash Raglet that is :rotfl: :rotfl: hysterical.Thank you so much for the good laugh.I had no idea of what the punch line to that was going to be:rotfl: :lol: Keep up the good jokes:hehe:

Tammy
 

·
Moderator
Joined
·
11,409 Posts
Moris is right fifty dollara is fifty dollars.:rotfl::rotfl:

Thanks Raglet.:lmao:
 
1 - 9 of 9 Posts
Top