I was grumbling this morning [grumble, grumble] about the feeling that an epee had been thrust through my hips, my joints ache, my guts are practicing naval knots and I generally am pain wracked. My wife's comment:
I would have to agree with your wife lol. Ok, as funny as it is here is one for you. My ex-boyfriend went in for hip replacement surgery and one of the tests they had ordered is a pregnancy test. The look on his face was priceless, he was ready to walk out of the hospital in fear. Since it was ordered they had to do it thank god it came back neg. or I would of been worried next lol.