Shame, small things amuse small minds!
Besides starting and forgetting sentences and losing the plot I often join two wods in one, skip some inbetween and use words that associate but are completely out of context. eg Let's have supper friday night comes out- we supnite. then I still hv to figure out what I'm trying to say! If people laugh I tell them that my brain is so advanced my speech can't keep up with it. If they're still nasty you could always tell them that you're trying desparately to lower you r intelligence and could they please help.:lol:
You are not alone, you have all of us! All they have is their own misery... and they don't even realise it!
Besides starting and forgetting sentences and losing the plot I often join two wods in one, skip some inbetween and use words that associate but are completely out of context. eg Let's have supper friday night comes out- we supnite. then I still hv to figure out what I'm trying to say! If people laugh I tell them that my brain is so advanced my speech can't keep up with it. If they're still nasty you could always tell them that you're trying desparately to lower you r intelligence and could they please help.:lol:
You are not alone, you have all of us! All they have is their own misery... and they don't even realise it!