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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover, after attending his company's Christmas Party. He doesn't remember how he got home from the party.

Fearful he made some awful blunder he forces his eyes open and the first thing he sees is a couple of asprins next to a glass of water. Next to them a single rose.
Jack sits up and sees his clothing , all clean and pressed on the chair. He looks around,and sees that the room is in perfect order and spotlessly clean.

He takes some asprins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him from the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
'Honey, breakfast is on the cooker, I left early to get groceries to make your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love Jill xxx'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning paper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,' Son--- what happened last night?'

'Well, you came home after 3am drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the new expensive coffee table and broke it, and then you through up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.'

Confused, he asked his son 'So why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?'

His son replies ' Oh that---- Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!' :rotfl:
 

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ahahahahahaha that's a good one !

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Hi Loopyloo,

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Having a bad day and that really made me giggle!!!
Many Thanks

Cassie
 

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Very good indeed :rotfl:
 

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good one:rotfl::rotfl:



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thank you for making me smile!!!

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