[wingspirit]

Hi everyone

I know it has been awhile since I posted. Things have been really bad, but they are getting better.

I just thought I would give you something to ponder thru the day.

"Does a fish get cramps after eating"?
"Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

Let me know what you think, and if you want me to continue posting them.

Have a wonderful and happy day.
Lou

 

[Joandublin]

Hiya Lou

Lovely to see you but sorry to hear that things have been so bad :sad: I, for one, like to Ponder the Imponderables so I would love to see them continuing!

Here's a couple for you:

"Can a bearded man tell a bare-faced lie?"
"If a ghost walked into the fog, would it be mist?"

Luv n stuff
Joan:rose:

 

[Katharine]

Hi Lou,

Sorry to hear things have been rough. Yes, we do indeed miss your thoughts for the day and such.

I'm afraid I am the most "practical" and uncreative kind of person so don't have anything wise or remotely funny to say but I still like reading them.

Katharine

 

[karen.w.]

Hi Lou

I'm sorry to hear you've not been too good :sad: I hope you continue to improve :hug:
thanks for your thread lou, I also love to read them :hehe:

I would like to add:

"If nothing sticks to teflon, how does teflon stick to the pan?"
"If nothing is perfect, then why can practise make one perfect?"


although I cheated and googled mine :blush::hehe: I'm like you katharine :wink2:
Joan I love yours :lol:

hugs, karen x

 

[granny weatherwax]

Hey Lou

Sorry you are having such a rough time at them moment. I miss your little words of wisdom / thought for the day!

Here's a couple of things to ponder for a Friday afternoon! Why on earth do we say

Drinking like a fish? does a fish drink?? it's surrounded by water!
Raised to the ground? Never quite understood this one!

Claire

 

[ALWIN]

Why is it that ...

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana?


AND is it true that ...

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France could result in Linoleum Blownapart?

 

[dollydaydream]

How about this

Why is bellybutton fluff always blue?

 

[LolaLola]

Why is it predictive text phones always want to say Nun more readily than Mum. How often do you text a Dear Nun?
x Lola

 

[wingspirit]

Hi everyone

thanks for replying. Here is another one for you:

"Why do they say new and improved? It can be new if it
was improved can it."

Have a wonderful day everyone.

as always
Lou

 

[onetay]

Hi Lou,
I am sorry you have been bad, but am glad to hear things are getting better now. Let's see do fish get cramps well only if they go for a walk on land :rotfl:. As for the blind dog it depends on their owners if they can see or not the answer would be yes 8). Those are great keep them coming as it did make me smile today.

I hope you are having a good day!